Yo My Man, Need Some Bro Wipes?

This the funniest thing ever...

I was in the $.99 store stocking up on a couple of my guilty pleasures like my Mango and Coconut juice when I came across the funniest item I ever saw. Stuff is $1.25 at the $.99 store, but I still wiped the store out of this product, excuse the pun.

In todays world you have to be prepared, you never know what man or tranny will walk up and ask, “hay bro, you got some wipes?”

Item comes in a special 60 or 80 grit texture depending on what kind of finish you want to leave the bark.

I can see Dave Chappelle having a field day with this item! God Bless.

Disclaimer: Pinky finger flare instinctually added, like when I’m using the Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard.